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Crash Wing
US Patent Issued In 1997

The upside of riding a motorcycle is the feeling of complete freedom. You can feel the wind in your hair as you ride, unencumbered by the confines of a car.  But if you crash into something while cruising down the road, the bike stops and you are sent flying through the air.  The downside of your complete freedom is Newton’s Law of Gravity.  What goes up, must come down.  You will quickly come to a crashing, painful halt.

But wait…if you had strapped on your Crash Wings this morning, our story could have had a happy ending.  When you were ejected from the motorcycle, a para-wing popped open and it’s lifting action glides you away from the crash site and floats you back to earth safely.  Holy Batwing, Robin !

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